Alien Invasion ABC's: A Guide For When to Hide

Forget about the NSA spying on you! Stop fretting about a North Korean invasion—cuz you’ve got REAL problems now! THE ALIENS ARE HERE! The Greys, the Reptilians and ‘those-who-must-not-be-named’ aren’t just coming, they’re in your backyard! …and they want you and your bodily fluids…and your pet gerbil too!But all is not you've got the Alien Invasion ABC’s!  Following on the global success of their best-selling Zombie ABC’s, the master of the short verse, Jeff Albrecht, returns with more side-splitting rhymes of the Apocalypse From The Great Beyond. He is again joined by visionary artist Gary Kwapisz, who adds more of his mind-blowing cartoons. Study it’s rhyming wisdom; linger over it’s prophetical illustrations and you’ll see what the creatures from beyond the stars have in store for you. You’ll learn allabout their devious intellects, see their hideous strength and you'll quake with fear at the diabolical experiments they have in store for you. But you’ll also discover their weak points, the chinks in their amour, the flaws in their battle plans and you’ll have hope. For the sake of all you hold dear, don’t waste another moment—get the Alien Invasion ABC’s—read it! Study it! It could be your only hope! forewarned is forearmed!