Man and Boy

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Some situations to avoid when preparing for your all-important, finally-I-am-fully-grown thirtieth birthday.

�Having a one-night stand with a colleague from work.

�The rash purchase of luxury items you can't afford.

�Being left by your wife.

�Losing your job.

�Suddenly becoming a single parent.

If you are coming up on thirty, whatever you do, don't do any of that. It will f*** up your whole day.