BAR NONE

A man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar . . A damsel with a dulcimer walks into a bar. . . Watson and Homes walk into a bar. . . Wonder Woman and Superman walk into a bar. . . This is a book of poems about barrooms—a humorous one about liquor, sex, and violence, a book with a heady dose of the surreal. In these pages, look for poems about imaginary friends and leprechauns, for a gin-drinking elephant, a Freudian analyst, a Tarot reader, a cross-dresser, a naked woman, dead man and so many more. Look for the last lines of the poems. See if you can find the famous quotes or song lyrics there.