Buchdetails
Format
Kindle
Seiten
130
Sprache
Englisch
Veröffentlicht
Jun 2, 2015
Verlag
CreepyGram
Beschreibung
Hungry. It always comes down to that. You are so hungry. How can one person think about food so much? It could be that you are dreaming, so no matter how much you consume you are never satiated. That, or you are dead and suffering an eternity in...
Best not to think about that. It must be a dream. It has all the qualities of one. More specifically, a nightmare.
You’ve wandered this same, nameless town for countless hours. You’ve had lunch, dinner, and even walked until sunrise and then had breakfast. But what time of day is it now? You’re not sure. The clouds have blotted away any light and smeared away all sense of time.
The rain begins to fall. You’d better take cover in one of the shops lining the barren streets. There, off in the distance. You see a store that has lights on inside. It beckons you.
Covering your head with your shirt pulled up to protect yourself from the downpour, you race towards it. When you get closer, you can see it is an ice cream parlor. The face of a maniacal clown adorns the door. You walk in.
A banner over the bar reads “Endless Sundae Challenge”. You’re just hungry enough to try.
Motioning to the clerk behind the glass counter, you point to the banner. She smiles, revealing toothless gums. You look around and see that all the patrons are smiling. All are entirely toothless.
Which kinds do you want? Your dessert today is thirteen flavors, including:
• A call center during the zombie apocalypse offers lackluster customer service to hapless survivors
• Feral pigs devour everything in sight, leaving not a trace of anyone or anything
• A young girl plays with “fart putty”, which miraculously comes alive and searches for victims to consume
The clerk brings out your sundae. As you put the spoon in the frozen delight, you begin to salivate. Wait, you realize, that isn’t saliva. It’s blood. Your teeth have begun to fall out!
You hear the echoed laughter of a clown as you uncontrollably dip your spoon into the ice cream treat. You don’t need teeth for ice cream, after all.
Best not to think about that. It must be a dream. It has all the qualities of one. More specifically, a nightmare.
You’ve wandered this same, nameless town for countless hours. You’ve had lunch, dinner, and even walked until sunrise and then had breakfast. But what time of day is it now? You’re not sure. The clouds have blotted away any light and smeared away all sense of time.
The rain begins to fall. You’d better take cover in one of the shops lining the barren streets. There, off in the distance. You see a store that has lights on inside. It beckons you.
Covering your head with your shirt pulled up to protect yourself from the downpour, you race towards it. When you get closer, you can see it is an ice cream parlor. The face of a maniacal clown adorns the door. You walk in.
A banner over the bar reads “Endless Sundae Challenge”. You’re just hungry enough to try.
Motioning to the clerk behind the glass counter, you point to the banner. She smiles, revealing toothless gums. You look around and see that all the patrons are smiling. All are entirely toothless.
Which kinds do you want? Your dessert today is thirteen flavors, including:
• A call center during the zombie apocalypse offers lackluster customer service to hapless survivors
• Feral pigs devour everything in sight, leaving not a trace of anyone or anything
• A young girl plays with “fart putty”, which miraculously comes alive and searches for victims to consume
The clerk brings out your sundae. As you put the spoon in the frozen delight, you begin to salivate. Wait, you realize, that isn’t saliva. It’s blood. Your teeth have begun to fall out!
You hear the echoed laughter of a clown as you uncontrollably dip your spoon into the ice cream treat. You don’t need teeth for ice cream, after all.
Genres
Dystopie