Psycho Nympho Vampire Bitches!

Alfie, a self-proclaimed anthropologist, lands what seems like the perfect gig as curator at a mysterious castle tucked away in the sticks. But this isn’t just any old castle; it’s steeped in dark legends and peculiar happenings. From the moment he steps inside, he’s met with a mix of excitement and dread, especially when he discovers the castle is home to some not-so-ordinary inhabitants.

As Alfie delves deeper into the castle's secrets, he encounters a captivating and chaotic blend of vampires and wild personalities that challenge his understanding of folklore and human behavior. Each character brings their own quirks and charm, making Alfie’s new role anything but boring. There's never a dull moment as he navigates the madness of his new life while trying to unravel the mysteries dangling over his head.