The First and the First Lady: The True Story of What Never Really Happened

The year is 2009. At the Inaugural Ball, Barack and Michelle Obama reveal the intricate details of their outlandish courtship that almost never was.

Years before Barack Obama falls in love with Michelle Obama, he is convinced that the world is populated with sex‑starved women. Throughout his days and nights, Barack is bombarded with vivacious, sultry women, visiting his apartment, even accosting him on the street. Though he shares some enjoyable moments with these women, Barack grows tired of the overwhelming attention. It has gone on long enough and he wants more‑‑a meaningful relationship.

Soon Barack learns from a fortune teller that the love of his life will possess the initials, M.R., which happens to be the initials of his new assistant, Michelle Robinson. Barack then pulls out all stops to speed up the course of destiny.