As If Being 12 3 4 Isn't Bad Enough My Mother Is Running for President

As if being 12 3 4 isn t bad enough Vanessa Rothrock s mother is running for president and it s ruining her life Isn t it enough that her enormous feet trip her up all the time even on stage during the school spelling bee Isn t it enough that Reginald Trumball love of Vanessa s pathetic life read her personal and private list of deficiencies to some boy she doesn t even know And that the Boob Fairy hasn t visited her even once Doesn t Mom realize that Vanessa needs her more than the rest of the country More importantly doesn t she realize that she may be in grave danger Vanessa s receiving threatening notes at schoolnotes that imply some psycho has it out for her mother at the Democratic National Convention Vanessa might be the only person who can save her But does she have the courage to do what that requires Hillary Clinton Barack Obama Abraham Lincoln at one point they all ran for president And so is Vanessa Rothrock s mother As if being 12 3 4 isn t bad enough Vanessa Rothrock s mother is running for president and it s ruining her life Isn t it enough that her enormous feet trip her up all the time even on stage during the school spelling bee Isn t it enough that Reginald Trumball love of Vanessa s pathetic life read her personal and private list of deficiencies to some boy she doesn t even know And that the Boob Fairy hasn t visited her even once Doesn t Mom realize that Vanessa needs her more than the rest of the country More importantly doesn t she realize that she may be in grave danger Vanessa s receiving threatening notes at school notes that imply some psycho has it out for her mother at the Democratic National Convention Vanessa might be the only person who can save her But does she have the courage to do what that requires This hilarious debut novel about a girl who gets thrust into the campaign trail will have you laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that your mom never decided to enter a national election