Cowmageddon!

As the saying goes, “when a cow has the urge to shop there is little the police can do about it”. Especially this particular cow, looking so innocent in the doorway with its piercing red eyes peering from under its hat, looking as if butter wouldn’t melt.

In a moment she will deliver a sound that will destroy the environment as we know it.

Luckily, two brave researchers, Phil Pearson and Steve Bell, are onto the case. But now there has been a disturbance in one of the other fields with the experimental cows.

The massed ranks of the police, army and the various groups of protesters provide a backdrop to the unfolding drama as it heads towards its dramatic climax.

How could it all have gone so wrong?

A humorous short novel with a serving of satire.