How Did You Get This Number: Essays

The hilarious New York Times bestselling literary essay collection from Sloane Crosley, the author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake and The Clasp.

Sloane Crosley, the brilliantly funny "fountain of observations" (Boston Globe), now takes readers from a bear-infested wedding in Alaska to a run-in with clowns in Portugal in a new collection of essays about the messiest and most unexpected dilemmas life has to offer.

Show me the doll --
Lost in space --
Take a stab at it --
It's always home you'll miss --
Light pollution --
If you sprinkle --
An abbreviated catalog of tongues --
Le Paris! --
Off the back of a truck