Looking for Blücher

Like you, I picked up the book you are now holding. I started reading. This was a mistake. Shortly' my head began to throb. You may be more fortunate. You may be brighter. But if so; why Can't you take a hint?

A week later, recovered, one evening, I don't know why, for I had better things to do, I took this book up again, and began to re-read it. It was nearly 2 a.m. before I finished grappling with it for the second time. I had a murderous headache. I'd been right the first time. I should have stuck with PETER RABBIT.