Rent a Bank Robber

A hilarious, heart-pounding romp where crime pays… in orgasms.

In the dead-end grind of my bank teller job, my only excitement is choking down accidentally spicy ramen while dodging my sleazy boss’s dinner invites. When a trio of masked robbers bursts in, I don’t scream. I fist-pump. Finally, a way out!

Volunteering as their hostage to escape the sirens, I’m whisked into a getaway car where I’m blindfolded, and fear mingles with the intoxicating scent of my captor. What starts as a quick drop-off detour spirals into a hotel hideout, room service, and my wrists tied to the headboard.

With cops closing in and my V-card on the line, can this Stockholm syndrome spark turn into something real? Or will our dark, twisted meet-cute rob us both blind?

A darkly hilarious, obsessively steamy rom-com where the bank robber falls hardest, the innocent girl gets kidnapped, and happily-ever-after comes with a police chase.