Assorted Sordid Stories

With an inspired talent for mixing droll comic stylings with deliciously twisted observations on contemporary life, smash movie comedy star Rob Schneider serves up a hilarious collection in the tradition of Steve Martin's Pure Drivel.Rob Schneider has long since established himself as one of the most talented and innovative comic performers working today, as the man responsible for such laugh-out-loud 1990s creations as Saturday Night Live's the Copy Guy, the Richmeister, and Multiple Orgasm Man -- to say nothing of recent blockbuster box-office title-role turns in The Animal and Deuce Bigalow.In Assorted Sordid Stories, Schneider flexes his considerable comic muscles as a skilled, veteran sketch writer. A collection of stories, skits, and extended gags that is by turns sordid, satirical, surreal, and always hilarious, Schneider's book follows in the bestselling footsteps of humor books by Jon Stewart and Drew Carey. From "The Lost Vagina Monologues, " "How to Get a Young Child to Start Smoking, " and "Conversations with Brando's Spoon" to "I Am Adam Sandler's Kato" and "The Sad Story of Thomas Bentpenis the Third, " the pieces in Assorted Sordid Stories capture Rob Schneider at his idiosyncratic and creative best.