Adventures in Sliberty

This book contains some really bad ideas that should not be acted on by boys and girls between the ages of two and seventy-five. On the other hand, you could view it as a learning experience. For Chapter 6 will teach you how to make a bully talk like Mickey Mouse (and leave you alone forever). Chapter 12 teaches you not to fire a homemade rocket in the direction of a neighbor’s house, as this tends to get them upset when it goes through their bedroom window in the middle of the night. Chapter 13 points out the consequences of rolling a 380 pound tire down a steep hill. Your neighbors will get upset if they are pushed through a bathroom wall at 35 Miles per hour. In the event that you choose to ignore this warning and try some of the things in this book, I strongly suggest you get the name of a good attorney (and a bail bondsman) and put it on speed dial on your cell phone. Failing Chapter 7 has some really good tips, compliments of Clem the hobo, for how to survive by jumping on a train and getting the hell out of Dodge.