Make four million dollar$ by next thur$day!

Jason Nozzle, multimillionaire. It has a nice ring to it. But can an ordinary kid really make that much money in one short week?

Jason thought so. He got the idea from a book callled make four million dollars by next thursday! The author, Dr. K Pinkerton Silverfish, claimed to be the world's leading authority on getting rich quick.

Rich! The more Jason thought about it, the better it sounded. He could buy anything he wanted-maybe everything he wanted. Instead of having to ask his mom for money, his mom would ask him. Maybe he'd even give her an allowance.

Jason took the book home and followed its weird instructions. But by Tuesday he hadn't even earned a lousy penny. Still, Jason wasn't about to give up. After all, Dr. Silverfish's methods came with a money-back guarantee!