My Gooner Bromance

It’s Jack Strokovv’s third year in college and he’s always hated having roommates. That’s why he’s pleased to learn that his new roomie Kyle is going to be on a weeklong backpacking trip in the mountains right after Jack moves into their new digs. Jack, after all, has always believed that loving yourself is the greatest love of all. A whole week is an awful lot of time for Jack to dive deep into the art of self-love and truly perfect his practice.

That’s all well and good until Kyle comes home early and catches Jack greasy handed. A heavy rain at altitude flooded Kyle’s campsite and got all his gear wet. Jack, at first, is disappointed, but the roomies come to a fast they’re both dudes, and frankly, it’s pretty rad for dudes to let dudes do what dudes do without evasion or shame.

On top of all that, Kyle seems pretty curious about Jack’s technique. Kyle was always a fella who liked to get it over with and move on with his life. He had better things to do, or so he thought. Jack, on the other hand, could devote a whole day to loving himself. Jack, the self-taught professor of Gooning 101, enrolls Kyle into a heavy load of coursework. It’s not all about gooning, though – bros can get beer and burgers. Bros can go hiking and enjoy some nut-filled trail snacks and nutritionally packed meat sticks.

A caught-in-the-act situation that would bring humiliation to most men squirts the seed of lifelong friendship all over both dudes, and Jack could not be happier.