The Guide to Sporting Excellence

Imagine being a professional footballer with all the money, fame and women that come with it. The Guide to Sporting Excellence will instruct you in the details of how to achieve this life. If you don't make it as a footballer, then you could try rugby, cricket or darts. The money is less and the groupies are uglier. But not a lot. And you will still get to be on the television.The Guide to Sporting Excellence will tell you how to play your way from a scratch game in the garden, right up to full time professionalism and what to expect along the way. If you lack the skill or desire to climb the heights of the sporting ladder then The Guide to Sporting Excellence also comes with a handy guide on how to excel as a spectator. Which hats to wear, general small-talk and banter and how to act in the grandstand. If you like sports, or even if you don't yet you like paper, people, life, jokes, or anything at all really, then you will need this book. Happy reading.