Burglars Can't Be Choosers

Bernie Rhodenbarr is not your typical burglar; he’s a charming and affable character who seems more like the guy next door than a criminal. As a savvy New York City bookseller by day, he hides his clandestine nighttime escapades behind a smile and a reputation as someone you can trust. With a knack for getting into—and out of—tricky situations, Bernie finds himself in a web of intrigue when a simple heist goes awry, leading him down a rabbit hole of unexpected complications and humorous chaos.

As the story unfolds, Bernie encounters a cast of colorful characters, each adding to the narrative's rich texture. His quick wit and clever problem-solving skills are put to the test as he navigates through misunderstandings, random encounters, and a series of unfortunate events. The line between right and wrong blurs as he discovers that in the world of crime, choices can come with unexpected consequences.