Pissheads

This is a story of six best mates and all the things that they get up to while they are drinking. They don't care who they hurt or how they hurt them as long as they have fun doing it. They would even kill if they got enough money to keep them in grog every day. The six best mates Peter "Pete" Merchant - the ring leader, Tony "Greeny" Green - Pete's best mate since they were two years old. Ricky "Stretch" Bates - a mate of Pete and Greeny's from school. John "Frog" Egan - a mate they meet at the local pub five years before hand. Michael "Egghead" Egan - another mate from their school days. And Danny "Fish" Bates - a mate who lived up the road. Please enjoy this fictional story of six best mates, and the funny things they get up to in Mt. Druitt, a suburb of Sydney. I hope it makes you laugh until you can't laugh any more . . .