You Only Need One Kidney, So I Removed One of Mine and Made It Into My Butler; Also, My House Is Haunted by the Ghost of Blockbuster Video

Bro, do you even know what happens if you stand in front of a mirror and say “Blockbuster Video” exactly one million times?

No, bro?

Well, don’t feel bad, because neither did newly rich Tim Carmichael-Wellingtonshire, a man obsessed with becoming the inbred banjo boy from the movie Deliverance. That is, he didn’t know until he moved into the original “Dueling Banjoes” house in the blue hills of northern Georgia, a place indeed haunted by the ghost of Blockbuster Video, as murderous as he is obnoxious.

But with the support of his brand-new kidney butler—obviously, a kidney butler is a butler made from one’s own surgically removed kidney (bro, did you even know that?)—Tim can deal with the ghost and focus on learning how to play the goddang banjo.

Or can he?

Because Tim’s about to discover that money can’t buy everything—like, for example, the ability to pluck the ’jo like its nobody’s MOTHAFLIPPIN’ business.