Colin McCool and the Vampire Dwarf

Never, Ever Make Fun of a Vampire Dwarf…

Colin and Jesse discovered they’ve been under the spell of an evil vampire dwarf – and they’re not alone. Now, they’ve been recruited by a leprechaun who loves IKEA and a centuries-old wizard (who may or may not think he’s Gandalf) to break the evil vampire dwarf’s curse and save the town.

The thing is, there are a lot of weird and frightening things sneaking around their town, and not all of them are friendly. Cats the size of ponies. Ponies that eat people. Little people that eat people, and who have horrible taste in hats. And, pom-pom girls with goat feet.

All-in-all, it’s a pretty messed up situation, but it looks like Colin and Jesse are the only ones who can do anything – which makes it even more messed up. But if they fail, it could mean an end to their town… and an even bloodier end for Colin and Jesse.