Entitled in Paradise

Margaritas, martinis, and mayhem. All’s normal at the top of the Keys.

Madison, Fabiana, and their hottie husbands are ready to kick their feet up on a sparkling new, bazillion-dollar yacht. They never expected a relaxing night of drinks and snacks under the stars would end in gunfire. But what’s a Glock-accessorized girl to do when thieves try to jack the boat next door?

Small-boat theft is nothing new in the Florida Keys; vessels easily spirited away to some backwater chop-chop. But these ambitious baddies are after luxury mega-yachts. Hard to hide, harder to unload.