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Sep 29, 2022
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Dammit, it’s happening all over again.
Join a cutting-edge video game, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
What they neglected to mention was that jacking your brain into a virtual reality simulation was putting your gray matter at the mercy of morons with associates degrees in game design.
I can’t log out.
My friends are all acting strange. Have they gone mad from being trapped here, or is it just me?
Now, just when I thought it couldn’t be worse, I seem to have lost track of time… literally.
I suppose I should take comfort that I got trapped in a triple-A title within this discount metaverse, but according to the robot that looks annoyingly like my best buddy Mich, if I die in here, I die in the real world.
And everyone here is trying to kill me.
Oh, and if I go back to Penultimate Phantasm now, I’ve gotta get hitched to a psycho paladin.
I’m honestly not sure what is worse…
Join a cutting-edge video game, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
What they neglected to mention was that jacking your brain into a virtual reality simulation was putting your gray matter at the mercy of morons with associates degrees in game design.
I can’t log out.
My friends are all acting strange. Have they gone mad from being trapped here, or is it just me?
Now, just when I thought it couldn’t be worse, I seem to have lost track of time… literally.
I suppose I should take comfort that I got trapped in a triple-A title within this discount metaverse, but according to the robot that looks annoyingly like my best buddy Mich, if I die in here, I die in the real world.
And everyone here is trying to kill me.
Oh, and if I go back to Penultimate Phantasm now, I’ve gotta get hitched to a psycho paladin.
I’m honestly not sure what is worse…