How Not to Murder Your Ex

Clio wakes up on her forty-fifth birthday, expecting the usual morning routine, but instead finds the shocking sight of her ex-husband's lifeless body on her doorstep. Instead of celebrating, she grapples with a whirlwind of emotions, from disbelief to darkly comedic relief. As she contemplates the implications of this unexpected incident, Clio’s thoughts spiral into a mixture of regret and unintended consequences.

Throughout the story, Clio navigates the complexities of past relationships and the haunting questions that arise when someone from her past suddenly turns up, albeit in a most final way. The narrative unfolds with a blend of humor and tension, as Clio encounters quirky characters and unexpected twists that push her to confront her feelings about love, loss, and freedom.

As the day unfolds, Clio realizes she must deal with the fallout of this shocking event while also reflecting on her own happiness. With each revelation, she moves closer to understanding herself and what it truly means to start anew.