How Witches Fly

The people that ended up being called witches/warlocks by the church were actually VERY scientifically savvy. First, they created several instances of 8hz above them using Tesla coils tapped into Earth's piezoelectricity. Here's how they did it. Insert a copper rod into the crystalized bedrock. Attach a wire from the copper rod to the primary winding of a transformer. The more times you wrap copper wire around the iron core of the transformer, the more piezoelectricity it will grab. Attach the secondary transformer winding to a plate capacitor. The plate capacitor has 2 plates separated by cloth soaked in salt water or vinegar. The two plates of a capacitor have to be sufficiently insulated from each other so that, at the operating voltage, a spark cannot jump the gap and generate a short. The electricity built up on one side of the plate capacitor until there was no more room. This caused the electricity to go to the other plate and increasing in strength as it does. The plate capacitor was attached to the primary winding of the their Tesla coil and the secondary winding attached to the torrid (top of the tesla coil). Now, their homemade Tesla coils above them each created a 8hz frequency. Frequency emitted in the air is attracted to the ground. That is important.. because...