Gnip-Gnop

It’s a tale as old as time. Aliens from the planet Zoubek have come to Earth because they're obsessed with...ping-pong! They abduct four earthling children—Marvin “Itzy” Grabitzky and his friends Chris, Rachel, and Jake “The Monster” Donnelly—to teach the finer points of the game. Will Supreme Leader Twizzler and his moronic flunkies Kit-Kat, Starburst, and Skittles bring the pleasure of ping-pong to the citizens of Zoubek? Or will he destroy planet Earth so that Zoubekans can become the ping-pong champions of the universe? Oh, you'll have to read the e-book to find out!