Cremains Comedy Caper Series

"A hilarious comedy that keeps you on the edge of your seat. If you want something totally different, pick up this book – you won’t regret it." - Review of Cremains on Readers' Favorite

This set of the first three full length novels in the Cremains comedy caper series

Cremains (Book 1) When petty crook Max Dempsey finds himself deep in debt to a dodgy undertaker, he agrees to do a “little job” to pay it off, but it’s a job that sets him on course for a deadly encounter with a family of psychopathic gangsters. Cremains is a comedy crime caper that twists and turns towards a conclusion that even Max couldn’t have predicted.

The Undertaking (Book 2) The Undertaking picks up the story of Max, Alan and Scratch not long after they’ve taken over the running of Danny Bishop’s funeral parlour. But the business is heading for financial disaster until Max and co are offered a substantial amount of money to collect a body from France. It sounded a simple enough undertaking, so what could possibly go wrong?

Grave Expectations (Book 3) Max, Alan and Scratch’s undertaker business is once again on the brink of financial collapse until a local dominatrix suggests a supposedly foolproof plan to rob a bank. What they hadn’t bargained for, though, was that the bank job was just the beginning of a catastrophic series of events including blackmail, betrayal, murder and an unwelcome brush with organised crime.