Massive Awesome #2

Framed for a crime he didn't commit. Abandoned by the country he so lovingly served. Left by the girlfriend who was too hot for him anyway. Followed around by his best friend Pickle who believes himself to be a zombie, but actually isn't. Can life get any worse for Bacon? Yes it can, in the form of Shamus El Ganador, the worlds smartest, and most dangerous Scottish Luchador. But Shamus may hold the key to Bacon reclaiming his life. And Bacon really, REALLY wants his life back?