Psycho Gets Her Man: A Zombie Apocalypse Valentine Tale

The anti-Valentine story. With zombies. Who said life in the apocalypse is hard? Whoever said that obviously isn’t a saint, like Nick. Nick—aka Saint Nicholas—has it made. He and his sidekick Rudy have been taken in by a generous church well stocked with guns, ammo, supplies, and survivalists. The two friends are living the high life—that is, until Nick gets caught stealing wine from the rectory. Then they find themselves out in the snow. Just when it seems things can’t get worse, Nick meets the woman of his dreams. Why is this a problem? For starters, she’s in love with someone else. (And Nick is rather fat. And old. And definitely not a catch.) Second of all, there are zombies everywhere. There’s a good chance they could all die in the next thirty seconds. Can Nick survive zombies and win the heart of the woman he loves? Probably not. But with his BFF Rudy at his side, anything is possible. Side This humorous short story was written especially for readers who are easily offended. Those who secretly believe Hallmark should be internationally celebrated for the proliferation of Valentine’s Day mania will undoubtedly love every word.