The Bug Collector

,"Gotta Catch 'Em All: The Unwanted Edition"The Bug Collector isn’t just a book; it’s a journey—a hilariously traumatizing one. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll definitely start giving every spider in your house a suspicious side-eye. Thinking this is a cozy little nature guide? Oh, sweet summer child. Congrats, you’re about to book a one-way ticket to Bug-Induced Therapyville. Buckle up. Oh wait! Wrong book!!! This isn’t about bugs at all—unless we’re talking about the kind you really don’t want in your system. This dude is out here collecting venereal diseases like they’re Pokémon cards. He’s got the whole “Gotta Catch ’Em All” mindset, but instead of Pikachu, he’s out here chasing Gonorrhea-chu and Herpe-saur. Honestly, someone needs to tell him that “legendary status” isn’t achieved by catching them all—it’s achieved by not catching any!