Billy Bunter's Bad Luck

The Greedy Owl ...

Bunter grumbled that having 400 lines to write on a hot afternoon was altogether too thick. And though he wasn't a fellow to take chances, all he had to do to escape was pretend to be Lord Mauleverer.

But he soon discovers the drawbacks of being a peer of the realm, and a millionaire, and the owner of a rare collection of Egyptian antiquities.

Imagine Bunter's terror when he discovers that the smooth-talking Greek has lured him aboard his yacht to kidnap him, and not for the super tea that the gluttonous owl had been dreaming of! And all this nonsense over some wretched ancient scarab.