Screwing Mr. Melty

Meet Jason: twentysomething caterer, bonafide slut, and hater of processed foods--especially Mr. Melty Ice Cream.

Enter Audrey: middle aged divorcee, struggling mom, and romantic commitmentphobe--but curious about the sexy caterer in town, Jason.

Is this the hottest thing to happen since the cone met a scoop of vanilla?

There's just one problem: Max, the owner of Mr. Melty Ice Cream and Audrey's ex-husband. And the man who's still in love with her.

Warning: this story contains profanity, sex, and gratuitous descriptions of ice cream. Proceed with caution and BYOS (Bring Your Own Spoon).

Screwing Mr. Melty is a serialized work of fiction told in four-episode seasons which can be read as standalone novels. Each episode is about the size of two short stories--the perfect length to read over your lunch break or at night, curled up on the couch with a bowl of rum raisin.