The Three Dollar Scholar

GQ. Men's Health. Men's Fitness. Muscle & Fitness. ComedyCentral.com. The New York Times. Urology Illustrated. Other than the last fake publication, these are just a few of the places that Jon Finkel, author of The Three Dollar Scholar, has worked as a columnist or contributor.

With his new book, The Three Dollar Scholar, Jon is there for you, offering moderately researched, unsolicited essays and opinions on the topics that matter most, like:

BURGER WARS: Will McDonald's Ever Release the Mac Daddy?

NAILING THE PROPOSAL (the real one, not the Sandra Bullock movie)

ON GLOBAL GLOBING (The Game-Changing Climate Change Law)

THE STEVEN SEAGAL GUIDE TO BABY NAMES (your future child demands you read this)

ESCAPE WINTER FOREVER: The Florida v. California Showdown

SOLVING THE ENERGY DRINK CRISIS: A Monster Red Bull becomes a Rock Star

DON'T GET LEBRONNED: 14 Rock-Solid Rules for Naming Your Dog

And MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!