Adrift

Aliens - You just can't trust them! Bill had been abducted by aliens! He had been cut out of his car in the middle of a traffic jam, dragged on board an alien spaceship and then been locked away in a cage. After that he had been rescued by more aliens! But only to be dumped on an alien planet in an alien galaxy and left to figure out what to do with the rest of his life. But there was nothing to figure out. The sights were indescribable. The smells intolerable. The food – even the stuff that was supposedly safe to eat – inedible. And the people unimaginable. There was only one thing he knew. He wanted to go home. And if the aliens wouldn't take him back to Earth, then he would just have to buy a spaceship and damn well fly himself back there!