Bokdetaljer
Format
Kindle
Sidor
705
Språk
Engelska
Publicerad
Jul 6, 2015
Förlag
Crimson Myth Press
Beskrivning
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Not intended for children.
This omnibus edition includes the first three books in the Tales from the Land of Ononokin series, plus the first book from the Queen Arthur Adventures . You'll get wizards, vampires, werewolves, dwarfs, elves, and Arthurian lore, and it's all built on a backdrop of comedy that will keep you giggling for days.
Tales From the Land of Ononokin
A Quest of Undoing
Xebdigon Whizzfiddle is a wizard who has to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days or he'll lose his guild membership status, meaning he'll have to actually work for a living. At the perpetual age of 650, this is really no longer an option.
After interviewing countless people who are looking for a wizard to quest with, Whizzfiddle all but gives up. But then one last questing party arrives, and they're the oddest bunch he's seen in a long time--and being a wizard in the land of Ononokin, that's saying something!
They have to traverse the portals from the Upperworld to the Underworld; deal with Trolls, Ogres, Gorgans, Orcs, and worst of all...Humans; survive the land of professional salespeople; go through the afterlife; and fight to avoid Whizzfiddle's disgruntled past-apprentice's attempts to thwart them at every turn. Going through all of this makes Whizzfiddle wonder if maybe he shouldn't just give up magic and go back to his roots of being a farmer.
The Full Moon Event
Paulie Vergen is a Vampire who went through the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. Now Paulie has to help the poor fellow navigate through the Underworld in order to get to the land of Yezan, which is the home of the Werewolves. They soon find out that there is more to this journey than they'd anticipated.
In addition to standard travel woes, an assassin is hot on their trail and he wants nothing more than to intercept them before they can get to their destination.
Bob the Zombie
Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've stolen Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to Zombie's attention that if they use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that's part of being a Zombie.
Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late.
Queen Arthur Adventures
The Ring of Veiling
After learning of her husband's secret, Guinevere recalls a story from her youth regarding a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen. A fat man can appear thin, an old woman can appear young, and so on. This, of course, is perfect for Arthur since he desires to dress in a fashion that is more befitting a queen than a king.
Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable set off on a quest to retrieve the magical talisman while Merlin joins the adventure so that he may film the entire ordeal.
All of this at 40% off buying them individually!
Not intended for children.
This omnibus edition includes the first three books in the Tales from the Land of Ononokin series, plus the first book from the Queen Arthur Adventures . You'll get wizards, vampires, werewolves, dwarfs, elves, and Arthurian lore, and it's all built on a backdrop of comedy that will keep you giggling for days.
Tales From the Land of Ononokin
A Quest of Undoing
Xebdigon Whizzfiddle is a wizard who has to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days or he'll lose his guild membership status, meaning he'll have to actually work for a living. At the perpetual age of 650, this is really no longer an option.
After interviewing countless people who are looking for a wizard to quest with, Whizzfiddle all but gives up. But then one last questing party arrives, and they're the oddest bunch he's seen in a long time--and being a wizard in the land of Ononokin, that's saying something!
They have to traverse the portals from the Upperworld to the Underworld; deal with Trolls, Ogres, Gorgans, Orcs, and worst of all...Humans; survive the land of professional salespeople; go through the afterlife; and fight to avoid Whizzfiddle's disgruntled past-apprentice's attempts to thwart them at every turn. Going through all of this makes Whizzfiddle wonder if maybe he shouldn't just give up magic and go back to his roots of being a farmer.
The Full Moon Event
Paulie Vergen is a Vampire who went through the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. Now Paulie has to help the poor fellow navigate through the Underworld in order to get to the land of Yezan, which is the home of the Werewolves. They soon find out that there is more to this journey than they'd anticipated.
In addition to standard travel woes, an assassin is hot on their trail and he wants nothing more than to intercept them before they can get to their destination.
Bob the Zombie
Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've stolen Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to Zombie's attention that if they use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that's part of being a Zombie.
Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late.
Queen Arthur Adventures
The Ring of Veiling
After learning of her husband's secret, Guinevere recalls a story from her youth regarding a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen. A fat man can appear thin, an old woman can appear young, and so on. This, of course, is perfect for Arthur since he desires to dress in a fashion that is more befitting a queen than a king.
Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable set off on a quest to retrieve the magical talisman while Merlin joins the adventure so that he may film the entire ordeal.
All of this at 40% off buying them individually!
Genrer
Science Fiction
Thriller & Spänning
Action & Äventyr
Humor
Affärer & Ekonomi
Fantasy
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