Disaster Queers: Book One: Night at the Museum

A Queer Heist, A Prehistoric Egg, and Absolutely No Plan

The Disaster Queers live up to their name—broke, gay, reckless, and fresh off a tavern brawl that landed them a fifteen-thousand-gold fine. When a frazzled professor offers them a way out—steal a priceless gemstone from a fancy museum gala—it seems like the perfect job.

Except the “gemstone” is actually a long-dormant egg, and if it hatches, an ancient murder beast will rampage through the city. No pressure.

Now, Ran (trans elf sorceress, always hungover), Di (deadpan dwarf strategist with zero patience), Emmlie (tiny chaos gremlin, part-time thief, full-time menace), and Leon (horny satyr bard, would absolutely flirt with a guard mid-heist) have to pull off the biggest job of their messy careers.

✨ Queer found-family hijinks
✨ Unhinged heist shenanigans
✨ Bad decisions, worse flirting
✨ Magic, monsters, and museum-related property damage

Disaster Queers—where fantasy meets absurdity, and being a queer disaster is a full-time job.