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"I don't know where I am. The kind mother told me that I'm safe, and that's all that matters. I don't think it does, you know. I think it matters that I need to know where I am, I need to know why I'm here and how I came to be here."

Jack hates beans. Beans, beans and more beans. Chilli beans, green beans, lean beans. In the first satire of the series, Jack appears to have found a nice kind of beans: magic beans. But what will Jack find himself doing when he eats the beans?

Mrs Grimshaw lives with her cannibalistic husband Gordy. There's one problem: Gordy won't eat after a terrible accident kept him in bed for weeks. He either can't, or won't. Gordy thinks he's seeing patterns emerging on his plates, but Mrs Grimshaw doesn't believe him. Who is right?

Gretchen is lost in the woods one day on a hunting trip with her father. It is not long before she finds a small house. A house with a family who aren't quite as they seem. They never eat in front of her and don't seem to work. Their house seems too small for them all to live in and no-one from the outside quite knows what goes on in there.

What secrets will these characters stumble across as their fate intertwines