Goodbye Pantopon Rose

Sarah Montgomery is a soup kitchen volunteer of singular altruism, winsomeness, and, yes, bustiness. Sweetly living her life among her fellow Minecraft- and 4chan-obsessed teens in small-town northern Ontario, she realizes that having sex with her neck-bearded and virginal high school classmates is the greatest charity she can put forth. The resulting "sexual pay it forward" ring grips the town in an obsession. The increasingly perverse trysts start producing medical and religious miracles, and eventually draw the interest of sinister forces. The raucous and unapologetically profane work by the fast-rising bizarro author Mike Sauve, "Goodbye Pantopon Rose" can be considered the second coming of Chuck Palahniuk...pun very much intended. Download a free ebook copy, or order the paperback edition, at [cclapcenter.com/rose].