Green Eggs and Man

People don't know what to do with males, they've lost relevance. Males are obsolete, unneeded and in many cases unwanted. Guys are represented as a terrible blight upon greater creation, and indeed males are the last politically correct group to receive cultural wrath and mockery en masse.
We occupy an environment where the male sex is devalued and abused an a wholesale level. Males are mocked and belittled unceasingly. We ingest the besmirchment of males as a sex and slander with impunity: males are killers, rapists and opportunistic criminals lying in wait. Males are filthy, vile and disgusting. Males are cheating dogs, and chauvinistic pigs. Males have screwed up the world and subjugated all life there upon.
This prejudice is epic, and every single person is on one side or the other of this bigotry. You think you understand the depths of our contempt for the male sex? You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Mistreatment of males is the paramount struggle of our day.
So, here's where we are as a species: females are the producers of life and objects of unsurpassed beauty...guys are the mutants who amuse them and carry their heavy stuff.
Males are clowns meant to be pack mules. Saddly enough, this is the only remaining relevance man holds a tenuous grip on; comedic fodder and manual labor.
We exist in a society that hates males and is proud of it.
...we do not like males with a tan, we would not like them in a van...
We do not like green eggs and man!