How to Be a Jerk

You want to be a Jerk? Well, if not you might be anyway. Best to buy this book and find out. There are rules to being a jerk, did you know that? Some of us follow these rules unknowingly, others with purpose. No body wants to be a jerk though, right? Well I'm here to tell you, sometimes its important to be a jerk.We're going to walk you through the rules. Guide you on your journey to jerkdom if you will. Also we're going to point out why you're a jerk sometimes. Maybe it's something to work on. I mean you can't be a perfect jerk all the time! We're here to help.Of course you could be a "goody-two-shoes" and take these rules to avoid being a jerk, but then I ask how would you get ahead of anyone? It's your way or the highway, and we're going to show you the road!