Jurassic Car Park

It’s a normal day in The Fox with Two Dicks. Marla the Stereotypical Barmaid is serving; Trevor McDougal has fallen asleep in his bitter; Sid the Extra isn’t up to much, since he’s not really meant to be in this scene; in the corner sit two likeable gents. John Mackey and Alan Brewster. It’s all very pleasant, if you like that sort of thing. Then, in walk The Barry Boys – the miscreants of the village – with news of a DeLorean in a derelict car-park up on Charlie Chaplin Street. Their plan, to steal the mythical vehicle and joyride the hell out of it. What could possibly go wrong? Dinosaurs, of course! Can Alan and John save the day, put the past and the future right once again, stop The Barry Boys from fornicating with Margaret Thatcher back in 1985 – the event which started the dino-apocalypse – and decide which one of them is going to get the girl at the end of the story? Probably not, but it’ll be fun trying.