Max Archer: No Appointment Necessary

Max Archer is a new kind of Ex-Pro Wrestler, Ex-Custodian, Ex-Husband, and Ex-Toenail Fungus Sufferer. Nothing phases him except a good-looking gal named Sparkles and her dog Cuddles, the diamond-studded dog collar the mutt wears, and his boss, Derringer, and the chief of police Mick, and well, let’s say he is befuddled. Besides, he has an AI attached to him who wants to be his soulmate. Yeah, he falls in love and does whatever he can to find the mutt, the collar, and get Sparkles in the sack. Meanwhile, others search for the collar and find more blood than gleam. Who will find the collar first, and when they do, will they be surprised? Stay tuned because this story has more twists and turns than a Batman episode.