Selling It to the Nerds at the Convention

Pressure from a menacing madam have left me in search of new opportunities. But when I find out about the upcoming nerd convention, I know just where I can start Selling It!

Madam Delilah has warned me that if I interfere with her business, she is going to make things very unpleasant for me. Which is saying something, since her and her gorilla of a bodyguard have already made things pretty darn unpleasant. The problem is that I need the money! I solicit suggestions from all of my contacts and Burt suggests the big nerd convention coming downtown. I love nerds! They have money and are desperately undersexed!

With the help of my new bodyguard, Mr. Bushwick, and my bestie Jasmine, I put together a sexy costume that is sure to attract a lot of attention. As monster-turned-sexy-queen Growlsette, from the Super Tonio Brothers game, I hit the convention floor, posing for pictures and making dates with horny guys. And girl!

But will my new enterprise work out to fill my bank account or will I attract more attention from Madam Delilah? You're going to have to read the book to find out, silly! But I promise whatever happens, it will be drenched in sex!