The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling

Bernie Rhodenbarr is not your typical burglar. In fact, he possesses a certain charm that makes his thieving escapades almost endearing. As a gifted New York City burglar with a penchant for quoting Rudyard Kipling, Bernie finds himself swept up in a web of intrigue when one of his heists unexpectedly spirals out of control. What begins as a routine job soon entangles him in a series of twisty events involving murder, mystery, and misguided loyalties.

Amidst the backdrop of bustling city life, Bernie must navigate a dangerous landscape filled with eccentric characters and shadowy adversaries. As he employs his wit and cleverness to extricate himself from the chaos, he learns that not all treasures are material. With humor and a touch of literary flair, this captivating tale explores the complexities of friendship, deception, and the unexpected depths of the human condition in a world that’s anything but ordinary.