The Ultimate Badass Gentleman's Guide to Motorcycling

The Ultimate Badass Gentleman's Guide to Motorcycling

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2011 · English · Kindle
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Whether you're a new rider or an experienced motorcyclist, this "mind-technique" motorcycle manual challenges all to take a "badass gentleman's" view on staying alive while riding.

In seven short, entertaining, and thought-provoking chapters, the author combines humor with no-nonsense, "badass" attitudes that may help you stay safe on the roads.

Father's and motorcycle mentors alike will be passing this on to their protege's for years to come.

"CHAPTER 1: TAKE DELIBERATE TIME TO GEAR UP"
"CHAPTER 2: HAVE ONE GOAL"
"CHAPTER 3: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR PRESENCE"
"CHAPTER 4: BE ABSOLUTELY UNRELATIONAL"
"CHAPTER 5: KNOW YOUR MACHINE"
"CHAPTER 6: KNOW THYSELF"
"CHAPTER 7: NEVER SCRATCH AN ITCH"

"Millions of men spend their entire feel-good, temperature-controlled lives locked inside boxes - for hours everyday. True, in their little cars they are comfortable, safe... but totally isolated from nature and the badass sights, sounds, and smells of an urban lifestyle. What a shame. What a damn shame."

"Motorcycling is an art, not a science. Like gunslinging, rock-climbing, and lion-taming. Also like these activities, it requires from each a depth of manliness that is tragically lost on our generation. Hell, it’s lost on this whole society."

"Your motorcycle isn’t a car. Car’s have computers and widgets and safety air bags. They’re engineered to be like loving, mother-robots who only need attention every 10,000 miles. And when they do need attention they tell you with “cute” little light-up symbols.

Your motorcycle is a baby-velociraptor not a robot. And it’s not going to tell you when you when it’s hungry. It’s just going to bite you in the ass."

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Format Kindle
Pages 11 pages
Language English
Published Dec 6, 2011
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