The Wolf and the Lamb [Chatspeak Translation]

Tyrants will always find an excuse for their tyranny.

Aesop's fables, and their universal morals, have been passed through the centuries. Now they'll live on! Translated into popular chatspeak in an effort to introduce reluctant, but text savvy, readers to the classics that started the long held human tradition of storytelling. Nathan DiYorio has generously (that is, we whipped him mercilessly) translated this classic tale one word at a time. If you have a loved one spending too little time with a book in their lap, this might be just what the doctor ordered to open their eyes to new horizons.

Tyrnts wl alws fnd an excuse 4 there tyrny.